I'm Pretty Sure They're Not One Size Fits All

[So I'm back again with another installment from my "Weird and Wacky Local News File." Maybe this story struck me as funny today because, if you've checked in here recently, you know that the Nash-clan has been dealing with our own issues with wayward teeth and braces and softballs and subsequent root canals; or maybe it was the attention-grabbing headline that had me spewing my morning coffee (good job, Mr. Editor.) Either way, I think this article probably ranks right up there with other similar stories of quirky thievery here and here. .~cn]

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Thief makes off with man's teeth

Athens Banner-Herald Story updated at 11:21 pm on 9/1/2009
A man lost his false teeth, cell phone and briefcase when a thief broke into his car while it was parked outside his home at The Park on West Broad, 2360 W. Broad St., between 2:30 and 9:15 a.m. Monday, Athens-Clarke police said.
Someone got into the car through the sunroof to steal the belongings, valued at $1,429, according to police.

[P.S. The question begs to be asked: Do you think that maybe this was just a case of an overzealous Tooth Fairy?? I'm just asking. . . . :)]